Last night, I had the painful duty of seeing the new Paul Walker mob movie Running Scared, which (in addition to being a complete piece of shit and an inevitable box office superstar) is the subject of a bizarrely yucky promotion. A friend tipped me off to the film’s website, where you can play two different Running Scared video games: one a standard Grand Theft Auto-style thingy, and the other, entitled “Mature Levels,” in which you manipulate Paul Walker’s virtual mouth around his lady’s, um, special areas (in order to…win?). The description reads, “Use your skills and firepower to do battle and defeat drug dealers, hoods, mobsters, and the Perello gang. And, if those missions aren’t stressful enough, try to help Joey satisfy his wife before the kids get home! Are you up for the challenge?” I don’t know, am I? And is it really my responsibility?

Charming screen shots available courtesy of:
Ain’t It Cool News, Defamer