Ode to Romance II
Long distance marriage proposals (which I slogged about yesterday) pale in comparison to the creepiness of consummating a Valentine’s Day marriage in a coffin
or
stalking loved ones via their cell phones
or
um, Dr. Love’s love calculator.
First example: I don't know what you're so bugged about. What else can you expect of these people?!!? Total publicity stunt for the couple and Ripley's Believe it or Not. Will they film the consummation for a future TV special? Do we really want to see?
Second example: Yea, that's creepy alright. And scary. And another reason that I can add to my list as to why I don't own a cell phone.
Third example: Did that year's ago. My partner typed in my name and a mutual friend's name and she got angry because it calculated a higher score. Silly. FWIW, I'm still with the same partner.