My Not-So-Secret Shame
Every other winter or so, I decide to forego shaving for a while and grow myself a real man’s beard. Once I get past the itchy stage I have a nice face muffler that I’ll never forget at home or leave behind at the Comet. After a couple months I get tired of it and shave it off. No big deal…
Until today, when I discovered I suffer from an acute case of “beard dandruff”. I’m wearing a black t-shirt and the whole front is covered with little white speckles. Imagine my horror. I never really thought about how it turns my face into a second scalp. Plus it traps odors just like my head hair, except it’s right under my nose.
I don’t think the beard will be around much longer (sorry Cori).
my beard dandruff