Didn’t watch? Don’t give a shit? Here are some talkking points from Metroblogging Seattle to help you fake it tomorrow.

I mean, the Seahawks are owned by a man that can buy and sell the NFL 10 times over, and he couldn’t buy a ref?

The commercials were awful, except for that one, you know, that one. (Wait for work mate to cycle through commercial descriptions until you hear one that sounds half-funny.) Yeah, that one.

(If someone mentions their power was out all weekend) You were lucky. What an awful game.

There are more.