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Wednesday, February 1, 2006

In Nashville, all the elephants roam free.

Posted by on February 1 at 15:46 PM

How can I resist a headline that starts with the words “Unchained Elephants”?

It’s majestic or something.

And who knew about the seedy underworld of unscrupulous elephant dealers? I didn’t even know we still had The Circus. Does it still “come to town”? In a train with two giraffe heads sticking out the top of the giraffe car? Furthermore, where do ringmasters come from?

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In North Carolina, you cannot plow your cotton fields with the beasts.

Why must you say things like, "giraffe car"? Well, guess what, motherfucker. I can one-up you: DIAMOND HEIST.

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