How can I resist a headline that starts with the words “Unchained Elephants”?

It’s majestic or something.

And who knew about the seedy underworld of unscrupulous elephant dealers? I didn’t even know we still had The Circus. Does it still “come to town”? In a train with two giraffe heads sticking out the top of the giraffe car? Furthermore, where do ringmasters come from?