Maybe Seattle can’t win a Super Bowl, but we sure can stink up a forum for nameless blame mighty quick.

Evidence: the I, Anonymous forum, which is jumping with fascinating finger-pointing.

Among the delights:

*A dissed waitress who reports spicing up an enemy’s cole slaw with spunk!

*A furious reader who blasts the aforementioned slaw-tainting waitress with 1,001 curse words!

*A 37-year-old recent divorcee who’s shocked by the ridiculous crap guys will say to get into her 37-year-old divorcee pants!

and finally…

*The angriest all-purpose anti-Valentine in history.

Enjoy! And keep ‘em coming!