Slog - Comments on Gay penguins staying gay http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/02/gay_penguins_st Screw cowboys. There is nothing more romantic than a gay penguin love story (take note, Disney). Although if the German zoo where these six gay penguins live is concerned about getting them to mate with females (who aren't being aggressive enough, the shy little dears), the zoo should design something like this—only penguin sized—to encourage procreation. It would be the cutting edge in penguin bondage and domination, and give the females a much needed boost of confidence.... Copyright 2007 Thu, 09 Feb 2006 10:12:19 -0800 Thu, 09 Feb 2006 10:56:12 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by kubler/ross It's like a "padded cell on wheels"!

]]> kubler/ross http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/02/gay_penguins_st#c016063 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/02/gay_penguins_st#c016063 Arts Thu, 09 Feb 2006 10:18:01 -0800 Comment by B.D. What those gals need is a Penguin Strap-on. That'll give them confidence and make the boys stand at attention!

Seriously, what makes the zoo think that these penguins would necessarily be enticed by females? In geese, some homosexual pairs mate for life without ever taking a female partner, even when aggressively pursued. In other types of geese, one of the pair sometimes takes a female for a season and both males help raise the offspring, but in the end the males stay together and the female moves on. Don't these zoo officials read Konrad Lorenz?!!?

]]> B.D. http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/02/gay_penguins_st#c016077 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/02/gay_penguins_st#c016077 Arts Thu, 09 Feb 2006 10:47:48 -0800 Comment by Sigourney Beaver The name of this song is Penguin in Bondage, An' it's a song that ah, deals with the possible variations on
a basic theme which is...well,
You understand what a basic theme is.
And then the variations include ah, manoeuvres that might be executed with the aid of ah, extra-terrestrial gratification and devices which might or might not be supplied in a local
department store or perhaps a drugstore but at very least in one of those fancy new shops that they advertise in the
back-pages of the free press. This song suggests to the suggestible listener that the ordinary procedure ah, That I am circumlocuting at this present time in order to get this text on television,
Is that ah, if you wanna do something other than what you thought you were gonna do when you first took your clothes off and you just happened to have some DEVICES around...
Then it's, it's not only okay to get into the PARAPHERNALIA of it all but...Hey! What did he say? Ready?

She's just like a penguin in Bondage, boy Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh...
Rennenhenninnahenninnenninahennn
Way over on the wet side
Of the bed!

]]> Sigourney Beaver http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/02/gay_penguins_st#c016079 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/02/gay_penguins_st#c016079 Arts Thu, 09 Feb 2006 10:56:12 -0800