Arts Gay penguins staying gay
Screw cowboys. There is nothing more romantic than a gay penguin love story (take note, Disney).
Although if the German zoo where these six gay penguins live is concerned about getting them to mate with females (who aren’t being aggressive enough, the shy little dears), the zoo should design something like this—only penguin sized—to encourage procreation.
It would be the cutting edge in penguin bondage and domination, and give the females a much needed boost of confidence.