There is a Very Important Person someone in the office wants to take on a Very Important Date and they’re looking for a Very Important Means of transportation.

Has anybody heard of / have contact information for a individual, possibly named Josh, who operates a mysterious vehicle known as the Free Taxi? Apparently this person is willing to be paid in entertainment. Sounds like a fairy tale, but it’s worth a try. Email me at annie@thestranger.com if you have any pointers.