A little late for Valentine’s Day, but just in time for President’s Day, the “Talking Head” multi-speed vibrator, which features an embedded recording device so you can, “record your own voice, your lover’s or download voices from anonymous strangers to fulfill your most lustful ambitions.”

Boing Boing lists the Top Ten Voices they don’t want to hear coming out of this thing, though I would hasten to add what must be #1 on that list…

Oh, and if talking sex toys aren’t your thing, how about one with a “microsized, close-up lens camera”?

We report, you decide.