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Harry Whittington, the man Cheney shot in the face last weekend (and who consequently suffered from a mild heart attack), has finally been released from the hospital.
His first order of business? An apology:
“My family and I are deeply sorry for all that Vice President Cheney and his family have had to go through this week,” Whittington said.
No word yet if Cheney has accepted Whittington’s apology. Stay tuned!
BTW, I heard that when Whittington paused to take a drink of water, all these streams poured out from him.
The NY Times has a close-up of his face in case anyone wants to see the bruises close-up. Not pretty.
Well and it's about time, too!
I mean, when you think how incosiderate it was of him to get in the way of those bullets like that...
*shakes head* Show's over folks, nothing to see here...
we're definately living in bizzaro America.
This whole story reeks of BS. Anyone who knows anything about shotguns will tell you that 28 gage birdshot could barely penetrate a shirt at 30 yards (90 feet), much less skin. The spread pattern would be 6'-8'.
Whittington was hit on the RIGHT side, and yet at least some birdshot penetrated all the way through his chest cavity to his heart (which is on the LEFT side of the body, for those of you not familiar with basic organ placement). He had a minor heart attack, and spent almost a week in ICU (for privacy???).
There is no way that 28 gage birdshot at 30 yards could have caused anything close to the injuries Whittington sustained. But never mind ballistics 101. According to the local sheriff, the case is closed.
According to an article in today's Seatimes (p A5) a photographer from the Corpus Christi paper conducted a simulation earlier this week and said he was convinced the pellets could've done damage from that distance.
So I think this calls for a Stranger spononsored first annual Dick Cheney Dummy Shooting and Drinking Verification Party. We dress up dummies as Dick Cheney and blast them to smithereens from progressively closer distance.
Wish the gentleman who got shot was my grand pappy. Seem like nice old guy. With $$$$.
He was shot pont blank, Cheney was pig drunk. Cheney should be praying thanks each night that Nice Old Gentry Guy did not die in full public view.
Yes, very strange, up side, the bubble is burst and Cheney is now the goofball, drunk, doofus, facist, pig spout in full view - as we all knew on this blog. GOOD, GOOD.
And the humor break has been wonderful. At top, very funny. Still chuckling ......
The Roveco spin on the shooting is that it's old news and anti-American libs need to move on already. Pay no attention to it happening only a week ago.
Cripes, I bought a gallon of milk before the Cheney shooting and it still has a week left on the shelf pull date.
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It would have been totally cool if Cheney had pulled up to the press conference with Whittington tied to his car roof.