Besides the aforementioned pot smoking/strippers/getting shit-face drunk trifecta (I don’t have a strong opinion on straight women fucking straight men in their straight butts—other than I ain’t eager to partake in it myself), I’m for local sports viewing (which many here on staff would call a transgressive act), video game playing (ditto), and the criminally underrated oeuvre of Rowdy Herrington.

I’m also pro safe kinks (even if I don’t understand them), the legalization of all drugs, and, if it’s regulated (as in Nevada), the legalization of prostitution. In fact, I’m for Seattle having its own Red Light District, which I’ve written about in the past—though I’m not holding my breath for it to happen.