Well Shut My Mouth
According to the eyewitness report of a US Department of Agriculture inspector—and despite widespread reports to the contrary—the animals at Michael Jackson’s Neverland Zoo are perfectly fine.
Good for them. As for Jacko, he’s still being sued over a nearly $100,000 veterinarian bill he’s allegedly refused to pay. A hearing’s set for May 2.
In a sad aside, Bubbles the chimp, the cute creature Michael was photographed with back in the day, has been retired to a trainer's ranch and removed from Neverland, because adult chimps are angry and dangerous. Especially if they're owned by Michael Jackson. Good thing Jeff Koons captured the happy twosome in a big fat sculpture.