“Drop It Like It’s Hot”
I just received a most amazing Hot Tip from luxury-class Hot Tipper Keith Bacon, whose eyewitness report so fucked with my being I can’t justify tampering with it in any way:
Last Saturday I was at the Double Header —”Seattle’s oldest gay bar,” but usually populated by street drunks and sports fans. When I went to the restroom, there was a guy taking a dump in a stall with NO DOOR. And the john was sorta pushed forward so he was basically in plain view. I hid at the farthest urinal away from him, which thankfully had a small “privacy shield.” But then this other guy comes in, stands between us, and starts TALKING TO THE GUY TAKING A DUMP. It went like this:Guy: (looking at Dumper) Mmm. Man, that’s the worst. You must really gotta go.
Dumper: When you gotta go you gotta go, knowwhatI’msaying?
Guy: I heard that! You gotta drop it, whatcha gonna do?
Dumper: Drop it like it’s hot!
Guy: Heh heh, that’s right: drop it like it’s HOT!
At this point my head exploded and I ran out of the bathroom as the two
guys laughed at me for laughing at them.I swear it’s 100% true.
Thanks to Keith for surviving and sharing.
Now I must have a full-body skin transplant.