The Curse of George Michael
On the shockingly hilarious and criminally under-watched Fox sitcom Arrested Development, the teenage character George Michael (played with squirm-inducing pathos by Michael Cera) suffers a parade of tortures, from debilitating lust for his cousin to widespread exposure for his humiliating homemade light-sabre video.
But who would’ve guessed the real George Michael had an even worse existence? Not me, until I read this story from the London Guardian, detailing the former Wham! man’s years of hideous suffering.
Among the horrors: the death-from-AIDS of Michael’s boyfriend in 1993, which sent Michael into a clinical depression and was soon followed the death of Michael’s mother; the development of a crippling paralysis, for which Michael underwent a major back operation before learning the paralysis was psychosomatic; and finally, Michael’s depression-fighting purchase of a Labrador puppy, which promptly drowned in the Thames.
But now he’s doing better. Read all about it here.
"If George Michael had to live my life for one day, he'd hang himself with the nearest cord."-Morrissey