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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

The Blue Seahawks

Posted by on January 24 at 14:59 PM

The best thing about the Seahawk’s game was watching all of that red money being flushed into the system of a deep blue city. Finally liberals have a reason to support the building of bigger and better sports stadiums and sustaining expensive professional teams—it is the one thing the reds cant do and yet they need, are addicted to, the spectacle of pro-sports.


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Yes, finally indeed. No liberal would EVER like football. (insert eyerolling emoticon here)

Common misconception: Only rednecks like sports.

That's like saying only black people are good at basketball.

One: But only black people are good at basketball. What made you think otherwise?

Two: As for American football, it really is a sissy version of rugby, whose rugged players struggle and clash sans armor.

Three: As a basketball fan and a Hegel fanatic, I shall offer these words from the great philosopher: "The best athletes are living sculptures."

Yep, your right. They are also better at rioting, rapping and stealing cars.

White folks are better at marrying their sisters, being serial killers and keep the black man down.

Sterotypes are fun!

One: Zzzzzzzzzz.

Two: The heroics/toughness/fortitude/etc. of these so-called "rugby" players you speak of (if there is really such a thing) does nothing to diminish the game of American football.

Three: Agreed.

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