The Blue Seahawks
The best thing about the Seahawk’s game was watching all of that red money being flushed into the system of a deep blue city. Finally liberals have a reason to support the building of bigger and better sports stadiums and sustaining expensive professional teams—it is the one thing the reds cant do and yet they need, are addicted to, the spectacle of pro-sports.
Yes, finally indeed. No liberal would EVER like football. (insert eyerolling emoticon here)