The Blue Foreign Legion
Sick of your workaday life? Tired of begging the wife for sex and dreaming up new ways to knock off your boss? Ever pine for an excuse to wear more makeup than Tammy Faye Bakker? Today’s your big chance to audition for the world’s last true meritocracy: the Blue Man Group!
Head down to the Moore Theatre (1932 Second Ave) sometime between now and five for the BMG Seattle open casting call. A couple of helpful times culled from the BMG audition faq:
“Blue Man Group is not a union signatory.”
“We also pay close attention to the individual’s personality—to look at potential ‘fit’ within the various show communities.”
“All necessary equipment will be provided at the audition site. We recommend that you wear comfortable clothing, arrive on time, and be prepared to try something different.”
And be prepared to vanish and meet others who have fled behind the veil of silence and blue paint. Rumor has it that Tupac, bin Laden, and Andy Kaufman have all joined the Blue Foreign Legion.