http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/01/thanks_science_1 For those of you interested in snacks, snacking, snack innovations, talking about snacks, and/or sharing snacks with pals, I have something to tell you. My friend brought these crackers over to eat during Dr. Phil: THIS IS A CRACKER THAT TASTES LIKE A PIZZA. Finally the food scientists have done something worthwhile. And speaking of crackers (which I do as often as possible), I have to mention the weirdly icky new Triscuit slogan, "Triscuit fills you, but not with regret!" It just seems a little, you know, intimate.... Copyright 2007 Tue, 24 Jan 2006 23:25:17 -0800 Fri, 27 Jan 2006 13:44:14 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss i dont think they really taste like a pizza. but they are THE BEST GODDAMN CRACKER ON THE PLANET, BAR NONE. if they had lips, i would make out with them ... and then eat them.

]]> alithea http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/01/thanks_science_1#c010472 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/01/thanks_science_1#c010472 Wed, 25 Jan 2006 08:34:04 -0800 Those look marvelous. Triscuits are gross. That slogan is grosser.

]]> manucabe http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/01/thanks_science_1#c010482 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/01/thanks_science_1#c010482 Wed, 25 Jan 2006 09:30:02 -0800 People get together to watch Dr. Phil?

]]> Napoleon XIII http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/01/thanks_science_1#c010503 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/01/thanks_science_1#c010503 Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:57:25 -0800 Of course. The only thing I love more than snacks is wayward teens.

]]> Lindy http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/01/thanks_science_1#c010509 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/01/thanks_science_1#c010509 Wed, 25 Jan 2006 11:06:16 -0800 Finally, science decided to stop betraying humanity and focus on making celery taste like a doughnut.

]]> Meags. http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/01/thanks_science_1#c011685 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/01/thanks_science_1#c011685 Fri, 27 Jan 2006 13:44:14 -0800