Rumor has it that the new Superman—Brandon Routh—is, er, gifted in the Superjunk department. Brit tab The Sun reported a few weeks back that the studio is asking for some digital post-production work to minimize Brandon’s Superbasket. Read all about it Defamer.

Hey, is it just me or did the costume designer choose colors that evoke Seattle and the Northwest—you know, colors that are easy on the eyes and don’t overwhelm Brandon’s massive Aussie cock?