Killing Hobos is Funny
Um… John Stewert just killed a hobo on The Daily Show.
The bit was filmed, no doubt, before these guys killed a hobo in Florida earlier tonight.
But all was quickly forgiven, thanks to an Ed Helms joke about Mrs. Alito being forced, as the result of a tragic laundry accident, to wear her grandmother’s couch to the hearings. Hee-haw.
UPDATE: Wait just a fucking minute! Rob Corddry just used the phrase “guy with pie,” a phrase that I introduced in a recent Savage Love! So the writers at The Daily Show will rip off my column but they won’t have me on the show when I’m promoting a book! They’ve referenced Savage Love before—they told their viewers to Google “Santorum” when SpreadingSantorum.com reached #1 on Google! Geez, fuck those guys!
Don't you have to be running for and/or hold some sort of office to appear on that show these days? You could always try for Colbert?