Seahawks lineman Sean Locklear spent Saturday whoopin’ the Redskins and Sunday allegedly whoopin’ his wife/girlfriend/whatever.

The National Football League was invented so that 6’3”, 300-pound men like Locklear could whale on fellow giants. You know, the way that NASCAR was invented to cut down on rednecks drag racing on the freeway. Scary to think what kind of damage Locklear could have done to a normal-sized human.

Great year on the field for the Seahawks. Horrible year off of it.