Every Child Needs A Mother…
Two kids died of starvation, dehydration and neglect in November—but, hey, at least they had a mother, one who was found “surrounded by 307 beer cans” in her Kent apartment with her two dead children.
Meanwhile in San Francisco, police discover that two kids—aged 5 and 9—lucky enough to have a mother and a father were left at home alone with nothing but cereal to eat while their heterosexual parents gambled in Las Vegas.
Of course, it should be stressed that the mother and father were adults, as opposed to the children, who were aged 5 and 9. Sheez, don't you guys do any editing? You should try writing more for practice, Dan.