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Wednesday, December 7, 2005

You only made 6!

Posted by on December 7 at 13:15 PM

My sister just called to tell me about this column in today’s Seattle P-I.

Apparently, Food Editor Hsiao-Ching Chou decided to take on Martha Stewart’s Holiday Cookies magazine. For those who aren’t aware, starting last month, I signed myself up for the (admittedly ridiculous) task of baking EVERY SINGLE RECIPE in the magazine. That’s 114 total. And my goal is to do it by New Year’s. How many did Hsiao-Ching Chou make? Oh—she only made six kinds of cookies. SHE ONLY MADE SIX! And she claims “Holiday baking with Martha Stewart’s mag is an exercise in stamina.” AND SHE ONLY MADE SIX? For the record, this morning I made my 50th (I’m keeping track on my Myspace page). Don’t tell ME about stamina.

She goes on to pick each recipe apart, saying some dough was too dry or the magazine didn’t specify what kind of cornmeal to use, but uh… I’m a college drop-out with no history in the food business (other than eating everyday) and I’ve seemed to be doing okay (as surely my friends and co-workers can attest).

Anyways, the whole thing made me sorta giggle (okay, laugh hysterically) at how she made such a big deal out of baking SIX kinds of cookies, but the opening is one of my favorite parts:

Staying up until 2:30 a.m. to decorate Christmas cookies will make you very sleepy at the office the next day and give you a headache. But, sometimes, it has to be done, especially if you’re on a mission and especially if that mission involves the Martha Stewart cookie experience.

HAHAHA! Six cookies… in four days! Hahaha!

I’ll step off my cookie jar now.


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I am eagerly awaiting an update on whether Megan has tried the gingerbread snowflake recipe yet, and if so, whether hers looked as ramshackle as Hsiao-Ching Chou's sorry excuse for a snowflake.

You must have missed the part where she mentioned that she had made a "T-Bird" for Thanksgiving! She even brined! Did you brine? I didn't think so. I bet those 114 cookies are seeming a lot less significant right about now, huh?

Megan's cookies, each and every one, have been perfect. She hasn't made the snowflakes yet—or if she did, I wasn't at work that day—but she hasn't turned out anything like the pathetic, shoddy-looking half-dozen that the PI's food reported did.

Awe, thanks Dan! I haven't made the snowflakes yet, no. I was saving those for last. But now I sorta wanna make 'em sooner just to prove you can decorate a smaller sized flake and it doesn't have to look like a frosted turd.

And you're right, Levislade, I totally did not brine a turkey in the midst of my project. Haha, she totally has me there. But whatever. I'm a vegetarian.

Megan - Martha made some of the cookies from her magazine on her show this week. They were very thin ones decorated with candy cane stripes, and then rolled into little hollow tubes. And you have to make two at a time. And you HAVE to do it on a silpat, or they stick. They're definitely a difficult cookie. I totally thought of you.

Also, I think you should email the folks at martha stewart, and tell them about your project. I bet they'd fly you out to NY to be on the show, or something. Or at least have you in as a call-in guest...

(Send cookies to portland, wouldja?)

fucking hilarious megan! frosted turds? those are fighting words.

(really though, to be fair, you will have to send cookies to portland for amy and i to test)

Amy, I am making those this weekend! I'm sorta looking forward to it, actually. As difficult as they may be. I don't have a silpat, though. They're $20. I hope my silicone cookie sheet cover thing will suffice. If not, well then... uh... I dunno what I'll do yet.

I thought about writing the Martha show... I assumed they wouldn't give a shit. But maybe so. Honestly, though, I'd rather be on the Ellen show. She's funny like whoa. But hell, I'd take Martha too.

(And maybe some cookies will be coming your way in the mail, just cause you guys moved to Portland, doesn't mean you should miss out!)

Best of luck with those - they looked tedious, but fun.

I bet you could peddle a martha appearance into an ellen one!

And the address down here, just to make life easier for you, is 605 NE 21st, Suite 200, PDX, 97232. Too bad the paper isn't shipped down every week anymore - you could stuff a few cookies in there.

:D

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