I’m not trying to steal Eli’s thunder here, but I just ran across this anonymous bit of gossip on a website:

My cousin is an assistant at a BIG law firm in DC. Word is that they have been hired as additional legal defense for a certain piggy named Rove. Indictment is expected Friday or December 21st (next Weds.) at the latest… I trust my cousin. She is not political and has no clue about the case. She was just passing on what she heard in meetings and the water cooler…. I am getting excited…..

Hey, it was on the Internets—it must be true!