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Friday, December 9, 2005

This Doesn’t Have Anything to do With Anything…

Posted by on December 9 at 10:59 AM

…but does a guy with a body like that really have to suck his own dick?

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If that guy can’t find someone to suck his dick, what hope is there for the rest of us?


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If you want it done right...

I'm not saying I would *never* suck this guy's dick, but there are a whole host of guys' dicks I'd rather suck (including yours, Dan). He does not do it for me AT ALL. Oogy.

Yeah, but can he FUCK himself? Now that would be impressive.

No, he can't fuck (or suck) himself—that's why he needs to buy this book, you see. He bought the book because he needs to learn how to suck his own dick. Which implies, you see, that he can't find someone else who's willing to suck his dick for him. Which is hard to believe.

Well, it may not be very realistic for the cover model to have to suck his own dick, but he is probably more physically capable at doing so than say this guy:
http://www.veer.com/products/detail.aspx?image=NSP0051133

Oh no princey! NSFW NSFW

What if you went through the trouble to buy and read this book and then followed it to the letter, only to find out you give yourself lousy head?

So the cover of the 'auto fellatio' book is safe for work, but a stock image of a large man is not?? What the difference minus some waxing and few pounds?

What about if you get to watch him suck his own dick? Maybe that's the allure?

Why does wanting to learn to suck your own dick imply that you can't get anyone else to do it? People who have regular sex jerk off as much as anyone else.. you know, in my experience.

Anthony raises a good point. But I think this book, the existence of this book, implies a certain target market—that market being guys who can't get a blowjob any other way. And this guy, the guy on the cover of the book, isn't one of those guys—not unless his legs, which are out of the shot, are covered with open, running sores or something.

...or he has a parasitic twin that's sticking out the side of his dick...

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