Speaking of Regrets
In honor of our 2005 Regrets Issue, which hits streets this afternoon and is mused upon expansively by Josh Feit here, I’d like to share one of my all-time favorite regrets.
Actually, it’s a regret-by-proxy, although I’m sure if the subject of my second-hand regret allowed herself to feel anything as negative as retroactive remorse, she would burn in shame recalling this brave, well-intentioned fiasco.
Anyway: Every year the Oprah Winfrey Show changes its theme song. Please enjoy this tuneless treasure from the season Winfrey decided to self-actualize by singing the theme song herself.