…I’ve got a few, the most recent of which is being forwarded this local message board posting found by Hot Tipper Jake:
I am looking for a select few highly motivated individuals with a strong desire to explore new horizons in the wonderous world of ART!!! Ask yourself this: AM I WILLING TO STRETCH THE LIMITS OF CONTEMPORARY PERFORMANCE ART? Well are you? AM I READY TO EXPERIENCE BEING LOOKED AT AS DIFFERENT AND OR AN OUTCAST OF SOCIETY? Well, ARE YOU? AM I READY, TO BE NOT PAID TO DO STUFF SO UNAPPEALING AND DISGUSTING THAT ALOT OF PEOPLE DONT WANNA DO IT AND WOULDNT EVEN FOR LOTSA MONEY ? ARE YOU REALLY ? WELL ARE YOU? REALLY?? OK, I beleive you. Last but not least I need you to look yourself in the soul and ask: SOUL, AM I WILLING, TO MAKE DOG POOP STATUES, MOLDS AND OTHER FREE FORM POO-ART, STRIP NAKED AND SLATHER MY NAKED SELF IN FECES AND MARCH INTO THE CITY CENTER TOWING BEHIND A DUNG FLOAT DECORATED WITH MY NEW ART WORKS ?
If have the courage to do the “doo doo walk” you will be showing all these earthlings that you can take a stand against poluters and jesus freaks and still save the world and help all these poor disabled kids. Do not delay contact me right away.