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Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Re: We Regret the Errors!

Posted by on December 13 at 15:24 PM

Ha! We made the list last year for our annual regrets issue.

From the 2004 Crunks:

Funniest Use of Corrections The Stranger, Seattle’s weekly paper, consistently runs the funniest corrections. Not because the mistakes are funny, but because they insist on using them as a means for self-flagellation. A few samples: DEPT. OF CORRECTIONS: Last week, we misspelled Kim Chi Bistro in our Chow section [“Authentic Korean on the Hill,” Jan 16]. We regret the error. Our food editor is dumb.

Stranger music editor Jennifer Maerz regrets drinking [blank] and [blanking] on her coffee table in heels at a Christmas party, fracturing her [blank] and making it very difficult to [blank] for four to six weeks.

DEPT. OF CORRECTIONS: In that same “Explain that Sore” article mentioned above, it was stated that a vaccine exists for Hepatitis C when, in fact, there isn’t one. We regret the error, of course. Actually, we more than regret the error. We regret run-of-the-mill errors, but this error mortified us. The editor of The Stranger, Dan Savage, is a friggin’ sex writer, after all. Why didn’t he spot the error? Because he didn’t READ THE PIECE! Can you believe it? Sean Nelson edited the Back to School Issue, and Savage figured he didn’t even have to give it glance. God, what a dumb asshole.