Presidential Gossip
I didn’t think it was possible for me to find President George W. Bush any more disgusting than I already do. (That retarded monkey face! That shit-eating smirk! That hideous presidential track record!)
But then I learned—via a friend of a credible White House employee—that our great leader is almost never without a big stinking cigar wedged between his thin prissy lips.
According to my secondhand source, Dubya chain-smokes cigars like some folks chain-smoke cigarettes. (That’s a dry drunk for you). One of this source’s daily chores is making sure no photos are taken of the president with his ever-present smoke-turds.
I love a good challenge. Whoever can provide a photo of Bush with a cigar in his mouth, hands, or behind his ear wins a 30-minute shoulder rub and eternal gratitude from me.
I would pay more money than i can rightly afford to see this