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Thursday, December 22, 2005

Nothing Says ‘Merry Christmas’ Like a Box of Poo

Posted by on December 22 at 17:04 PM

Get your special-delivery Fecalgrams here!

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The testimonials are hilarious:
Dear staff,

I am an attorney in the Bay Area and must say that I run into my fair share of miserable bastards of all kinds. We, the partners at the firm, have been happily purchasing your products to send to these miscreants and malcontents and will continue to do so for the foreseeable future. Thanks.

--A.G., Palo Alto, CA

I want to thank you for what you do. I thought about sending some shit to my ex for a while, but never got around to it. I started thinking about it again last week and then found you guys on google. He lives down the street from me an I swear to god I heard him screaming when he got it. I almost died laughing. So did my friend who was with me. Thanks again. Laters.

--Maria Hernandez, Albuquerque, NM

On behalf of the employees in our division at Chrysler, I salute you. We bought your product for our shift manager who is a complete asshole.

--Anonymous, Detroit, MI

Oh, and they're on sale, too!

I wonder if the staff of Fecalgram are expected to produce a certain amount of poo each day. What happens when orders exceed supply? "Free fiber supplements in the kitchen!"

It's not real poo.

Still funny, but not real poo.

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