Nothing underscores the holiday message of peace on earth and goodwill towards everyone like stealing 400 pounds of high-powered plastic explosives.
Thieves used torches to slice through the steel walls of a bunker in New Mexico Sunday night, according to authorities.
ABC News reports:
The missing 400 pounds of explosives includes 150 pounds of what is known as C-4 plastic, or “sheet explosive,” which can be shaped and molded and is often used by terrorists and military operatives.
Sheet explosives can also be hidden in books and letters, but not as easily in televisions or Big Macs, so America is Safe.