My Phone, Violated
I guess I should be more careful where I leave the snazzy new camera/phone my boyfriend got me for my birthday. I left it sitting on the table at Bill’s Off Broadway a couple of weeks ago and was shocked—shocked!—to discover this incriminating photograph in my phone’s memory today.
Man, I hope they didn’t serve that cucumber to anyone.
Geez, I don't know whether to be proud or embarrassed to say that Amy and I know who those people are.
Small world.