I just received this letter:

From: delmorece@tv3.se

Subject: insutant hardons

Date: December 13, 2005 1:59:30 PM PST
To: charles@thestranger.com

Be ERECT in less than 15 mins

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I have no problem with the instant error; my beef is this: equaling “less than 15 minutes” with an “insutant.” Even five minutes is way too long for the moment we desire.