After what seems like eighteen uninterrupted months of the I, Anonymous forum being filled with pure bile, today brings the shortest, sweetest, sexiest I, Anonymous in history.

Also, due to Strangercrombie needs, this week’s I, Anon is a web-only affair, and you should definitely check it out. We’ve already gotten one email about it (“please post this week’s I anonymous in next week’s stranger its important!”) and the writer of the web-only I, Anon gets some commiseration and support from a fellow I, Anon writer.

Unfortunately, we won’t be able to run this week’s web-only I, Anon in next’s weeks paper because we’ve got a super-great Christmas-related entry already lined up. So enjoy it while you can!