Now this is some funny shit. Dandy Warhols frontman Courtney Taylor-Taylor has never been called a humble man. In fact, he’s often been deemed a delusional egomaniac determined to become the Ultimate Namedropping Rockstar. When our sister paper The Portland Mercury printed rumors that the Warhols were so unhappy about poor ratings of their latest release that a breakup could be on the horizon, Taylor-Taylor shot back that he’s so important he could own our little paper down south if they weren’t careful. So the Merc took a preemptive step and “handed over” their pages to Taylor-Taylor, and this is what happened.