re: Freak Out
That story reminds me of getting a talking to in sixth grade because a bunch of us were caught “playing grab fanny” (or, in the girls’ cases, getting our fannies grabbed, which was very exciting back then) during square dancing lessons. The one reason I can see outlawing dance moves where “‘one dancer bends all the way down’ and the other thrusts themselves toward the buttocks of the person bending down” is because when you hit your twenties, that’s not a good look for the dance floor at all. Especially when you’re an Elimidate contestant.