In case you haven’t been paying attention—and I clearly haven’t—there have been some major advances in crazy men’s lycra underwear technology. Major advances.

For example, what the crap is this??!?

And, what’s this guy up to? He looks surprised, yet diving. Why?

This model is clearly intended for a friendly game of volleyball at Aunt May’s backyard bar-b-que, but what are these for, and more importantly, why do they cost $45?

I’ll leave you to explore the rest on your own.

You’ve come along way, banana hammock.

(via Boing Boing)