I just received this sighting from Hot Tipper Tracy:

I just saw some news footage of a crowd in Florida rushing into the local Walmart to purchase a limited amount of $400 laptop Dell computers. Several people were smooshed, a few guys were beaten up, and my favorite? The large African-American lady who fell to the ground with a few others in the rush—she lost her wig and remained prone her belly on the pavement, with others stepping over her, until she could grab her wig and shove it back on her head.

Dear everyone: If any of you find the above footage online, please let me know. I will not rest until I see that wigless woman! Thank you.