God bless the Japanese.

Any culture that puts steak on the heads of its women and then unleashes a hungry lizard on them for televised sport has my undying respect and gratitude. Not because I think women should be made to wear steaks, mind you, but because I think they should be eaten by lizards.

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We’ve got The Apprentice and The Biggest Loser, they have Crazy Steak Head Lizard Kill Show. I ask you, who’s the real superpower?