Sharing is nice, but this internet personal ad is far too much of an allegedly nice thing.

How about sharing a SHEMALE?

Yeah, that’s right. Have you seen how much those girls are charging?
Let us split the cost right down the middle. Not intersted in you. Just want to taste one of those delicious morsels and save some money.
Be sincere, please.

God loves a bargain hunter. (And who doesn’t doesn’t love a delicious shemale morsel?)