Buy For Baby Jesus
Last night on the O’Reilly Factor, everyone’s favorite luffah lover continued his holy crusade to “Save Christmas” from us secular liberals who are seeking to…I guess stop Christmas?
Here’s my favorite part of his hysterical rant:
Every company in America should be on its knees thanking Jesus for being born. Without Christmas, most American businesses would be far less profitable. More than enough reason for business to be screaming Merry Christmas.
Ah yes, the true meaning of Christ’s birth is revealed at last.