A local bouncer seems to have invoked the wrath of at least two I, Anonymous writers (see “Bouncers Are Turds” and “Hear hear, bouncers are turds!”).

Then came a third post, positing the sentiment found in my subject line, illuminated with this joke:

Q: How many bouncers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: That’s it, dude, you’re out of here!

(bouncers are the new polacks of this millenium, pass it on…)