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Tuesday, November 15, 2005

3 Things You Should Never Do

Posted by on November 15 at 15:50 PM

Ever ready with the sweeping statements, Charles Mudede just proclaimed that there are three things you should never do:

01 Listen to hiphop in the morning. 02 Smoke in the morning. 03 Have sex to techno.

The first dictum is highly debatable; I know a lot of hiphop albums that sound just great at 11 AM.

The second edict is sound, though I would extend it to the PM, too.

The third point is misguided, although techno is mainly conducive to high-energy, athletic sex. Admittedly, techno’s not something you want to play if you’re planning a night of slow, romantic lovemaking. But it does have its carnal uses. Ask Zeigenbock Kopf.