While the gossip poured in about the ultra-glam Cthulhu shoot (check out Thursday’s issue of The Stranger for all the salacious details), I stumbled across this evangelical Chick tract parody inspired by the HP Lovecraft oeuvre and entitled

Thanks to Maud Newton for the link, and University of Virginia [Very] Special Collections (type “Chick tract” in the upper right-hand search box) for rekindling my obsession with those flipbook-sized communiques from the Lord our God.

More on Jack Chick here.

My article on Cthulhu the movie appears here.

And CONFIDENTIAL to Grant “Zioncheck” Cogswell: I thought you were supposed to stay the fuck off the set, huh?! What is this I’m hearing about you teaching the extras to speak gibberish?