Surviving the Bird Flu
Everywhere it is just doom, doom, doom. At last, here is an encouraging story of a man who survived the flu that is on the verge of dramatically reducing the human population. Two important things we can learn from this survivor: one, do not eat “‘tiet canh’, which is made with chopped congealed raw duck blood,” and, two, when you are sick recall what happens to those who doze in Nightmare On Elm Street—meaning, do what ever you can to stay awake.