I’m participating in Phil Picken’s t-shirt auction benefit at the Eagle tonight. I’m auctioning off a white wife beater emblazoned with the memorable slogan “The only bush I trust is my own”, made by Periel Aschenbrand, the rad NYC artist/designer who also wrote the book of the same name.

Naturally, my big fear is that no one will bid on my ass, so please come down, save me from such embarrassment and help raise money for hurricane Katrina survivors. The event kicks off at 10pm and also includes a slew of other local musicians and industry-types.

It’s worth noting that we actually have to take off our shirt and give it to the winning bidder, so there’s another incentive for the perverts among you.