Kerri Harrop, woman about town and superstar Slog reader, has just entered my contest honoring Dick Cheney’s upcoming trip to New Orleans. You can too!

The contest rules are simple:

Complete this sentence: “Sending Dick Cheney to soothe the hurt of New Orleans is like….” Then email your entries to eli@thestranger.com and I’ll post them tomorrow as Cheney arrives in the region.

Kerri Harrop says:

Sending Dick Cheney to soothe the hurt of New Orleans is like going to the Wildrose for a blowjob.