Sequestered sex-charge acquitee Michael Jackson has announced he will record a new single to benefit the victims of Hurricane Katrina. According to Reuters, the song will be titled “From the Bottom of My Heart” and will be released on a label owned by the crown prince of Bahrain, where Jacko has been lurking since his miraculous courtroom triumph.

If Jackson’s previous benefit single “We Are The World” is any indication, the new benefit single will totally suck and raise a shitload of money. But I’m only counting on the first part.