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Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Jacko Dons Full-Body Lycra

Posted by on September 14 at 11:15 AM informs the world of a most terrifying Michael Jackson sighting .

Apparently, during his ongoing vacation in Dubai, Jackson rented out an entire water park so the region’s children could have a free day of funwhich is creepy enough, but then comes this detail:

The reclusive superstar, now based in the middle east, baffled onlookers at the Wild Wadi park, wearing a white lycra body suit that exposed just his nose and eyes.

A lifeguard tells British newspaper the Daily Express, “He looked even stranger than usual. His body is very skinny and lycra does him no favours.”

Sightings like this are the only things that makes me mildly grateful that freak isn’t in prison.