President Bush will address the nation from Louisiana this Thursday at 6 pm (PT). Here are some predictions:

# of times he’ll claim to be “working hard” as our President: 3.

# of times he’ll bring up Iraq: 2.

# of times he’ll mention prayer and/or God: 5.

# of times he’ll admit he was a major fuckwad for rushing back from vacation to “save” Terri Schiavo, yet took his own sweet time leaving Crawford when one of America’s cities was being destroyed: 0.

Any more predictions?