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Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Idiot on the Idiot Box

Posted by on September 13 at 13:17 PM

President Bush will address the nation from Louisiana this Thursday at 6 pm (PT). Here are some predictions:

# of times he’ll claim to be “working hard” as our President: 3.

# of times he’ll bring up Iraq: 2.

# of times he’ll mention prayer and/or God: 5.

# of times he’ll admit he was a major fuckwad for rushing back from vacation to “save” Terri Schiavo, yet took his own sweet time leaving Crawford when one of America’s cities was being destroyed: 0.

Any more predictions?